Lindsay as a Playboy Bunny

How low can Lindsay Lohan’s career go? Apparently director Brett Ratner thinks her star has sunk far enough that he can get to to play a Playboy bunny. E! caught up with Ratner at the 4th Annual Style Awards on Sunday, and asked him about the Hugh Hefner biopic he’s supposed to be working on. Ratner said he’d like to work with his friend Lindsay Lohan. He says, “She’s very talented… if she’s sober.” Some friend.

He continues, “She would be great as a Playboy Bunny.” Presumably he’s talking about in his movie, not in the magazine. Though at this point I think we’d all be better off it were in the magazine. He might be better off too, the last thing a director wants is a relapsing Lindsay Lohan stumbling around his set. Scratch that, a relapse might actually help his movie since it’ll make it even easier to get her clothes off. Not that it’s very hard to do now.

She’s already played a stripper, in the movie I Know Who Killed Me. Unfortunately she played one of those strippers that only seem to exist in movies… the kind that don’t take their clothes off. If Rather casts her as a Playboy bunny I have a feeling that she’ll be the first bunny in history who doesn’t do the whole getting naked in magazines thing. Instead we’d probably have to watch her make out with a wrinkly old actor playing Hugh Hefner. That’s just gross.

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